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December 2004
January 2005
February 2005
March 2005
weiling said dunnoleh very SIAN
so i am about or should i say, i am in the mids of SHIFTING BLOG
BLOG IS SHIFTING TO
HTTP://WWW.ROTTENCROTCH.BLOGSPOT.COM
CREATIVE HAH?!
CYA THERE CYA THERE CYA THERE CYA THERE..!
mOaned at 11:40 AM
Yucks, think i'm gonna stop having ANY seafood for a month or 2.
Yes that includes any fish or prawns or anything for that matters..
Because...........
THE NEWSPAPER TONIGHT SHOWS A PIC OF A HOUSEWIFE,
ABOUT TO COOK FISHHEAD CURRY FOR HER FAMILY, AND THERE IN THE FISH'S
HEAD, LIES A SET OF HUMAN JAWS, WITH TEETH!
OMFG how much more disgusting can things get! THe teeth was part of the victim of Tsunami
blahblah.
I'm guessing, so many people died there, humans have so many parts...
Just how many fish can it feed and leave a momento in the fish's body.
OMFG NO SEAFOOD FOR ME
mOaned at 3:54 AM
This is what people, or should i say, everyone, 'THINKS' of her.....
but but but.... *shakes head*
What do ya think after you see her saying this.... .___.''
*hais* and whats more..
This is how she scold me, on a daily basis..
Ling ah, you are so damn disgrace to me, shame on you man..
LOLLOLOLOOLOLOLOO
lalalallaa, i dun think u know i secretly took all these rite, now u know lalala.allalalalala
mOaned at 10:20 AM
Cheebye, early in the fucking morning i hear S.H.E shouting like mad fuckers on my brother's com,
stupid brother, fucking make me dulan nia, ON THE COM, ON THE FUCKING SONG, WHEN PEOPLE IS STILL SLEEPING, HE ON LOUD LOUD AND WENT OUT!
Fuck you lar, i going to fucking ban you from the com
mOaned at 11:13 PM
AND I KNOW THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO IS SIMPLE MINDED ENUFF TO THINK THAT ' WA LAO WEI, THIS GUY, LITTER ALREADY DON'T WANNA ADMIT, STILL WANT TO SUE THIS AND THAT"
ALTHOUGH I HAVEN FOUND OUT ONE BUT IF YOU THINK LIKE THIS, THEN YOU ARE SIMPLE MINDED PEA BRAIN FUCKED UP BASTARD.
LIKE SINCE WHEN HAVE I SAID I DON'T ADMIT I THREW THE FUCKING BIRD-SHIT CONDAMNED TISSUE. I KNOW I WAS WRONG ALLL THE FUCKING TIME !
I'M JUST NOT SATISFIED WHEN YOU ONLY NEED TO PAY FOR THE FINE, IN THE END, YOU STILL HAVE TO GET YOURSELF INVOLVED IN COURT WHEN IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU, COURT IS SUCH AN UNPLESANT PLACE THAT IF I HAD A CHANCE, I WILL ADD IT TO MY 3ND MUST BOMB LIST, OF COURSE, 2ND IS NEA AND 1ST IS MOE.
AND PLEASE FUCKING THINK IN MY SITUATION, YOU ARE FUCKING WALKING ON THE STREET AND BIRD SHITTED ON YOUR HANDS, YOU WIPE AND GOT ANGRY, SO YOU THREW THE LITTER, AND NEXT YOU GET FINED, AND NEXT YOU GET INVOLVED IN SOME FUCKING COURT CASE WHEN IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU.
NUFF SAID.
HOW SUAY IS THAT !
mOaned at 9:55 AM
Met up with lyn and dasher at some forgotten time..
Omg i really can't remember, age is catching up on me D:
Then, upon reaching, dasher started to kaobei them..
I was like so kanchiong.. or should i say SI PEH kanchiong..
And this 2 couple is like, "scared for wad, sue them ar" attitude.
Si bei zai. They are like saving me from government's hellhole.. Oooo.. my angel <3
Lai, let's summarise wad faults they actually did, they = NEA
1. Told me to pay my fine and everything will be settled, if not, you'll have to attend a court session
(Ended up i was blocked for the fine and HAVE to go to court. Weeee...)
2. Sent me a no. for further clarifications, yuppers, and what happens when you call the number? It rings rings rings rings rings, so long that maybe grass would grow faster, and noone would pick up the god damn fucking phone.
(Ended up telling me, "Sorry sir, but the number is not working anymore". Weeeee....)
3. When i first applied for the appeal to 'not' attend court, i was told i will get a reply by 1 weeks time, yes by that fucking chinese bimbo we saw today if you remember, lyn. After 2 weeks, nothing came :)
4. I called on the 2nd week to ask n ask n ask, felt more like a beggar begging for money.
Ok, i made 5 calls, only 3 gave me an appropriate answer,
1- Ok, you leave me your contact number and all your particulars, i will call you tomorrow with an answer. (Nothing happened 2 days later)
2- Sir, i have called the appeal department, they should send you a reply in a few days time.
3- Few days later.. Nothing, was like nearing a week by then, i called for the last time, they told me
"Qcuse me sir but the reply has already been sent today"
"By mail or ?"
"Yes sir it's by mail"
"So do you know anything about the reply being sent to me?"
"Sorry sir but i'm not sure, i wasn't the one who sent the reply"
"Okay, thanks a lot"
Got the goddamn letter 3 days later, with a nice sentence printed on it saying
"Please personally attend Subordinate Court No. 26N at 1 Havelock Square on 22 March 2005 at 6.00pm to answer the above charge preferred against you."
Dear civilians reading my blog, this is how government work.
Do NOT be spurised if you are getting overcharged in bills or things like that, because people like them do make mistakes and they do it ALL THE FUCKING TIME.
Was told like..
"Don't let the government bully you, have to make a stand for yourself"
Ok fine fine.. I'll rest asure you that if i were to end up on court on 22nd March 2005 ,
I AM NOT GOING TO LET THAT FUCKING ABD KARIM OFF.
YOU WANT TO PLAY COURT RITE, WE PLAY.
(But i just have this feeling that i'm too young for that.. big talk big talk :X)
Ended up at NEA with the same 'as expected' reply..
"Sorry but all the officers at that building is off today, they only work on monday-friday"
Zzzz... "Please come back again on monday-friday"
Must go back again loh, but seriously i dunno how to tok this time, the people we gonna tok to during the next visit is like, more high ranking, i think i must wear more decent go, lol.
And dasher if u r reading this, please *ahem* book out of *cough* ur camp*Cough*
and help *ahem* me. ): *Lyn u see this u try to hint him* X:
We chinese have this saying which goes
"Song fuo song dao si. Hao ren zhuo dao di"
Kinda means, you wanna be a good person, must be till the end of it, you just starting being a good person, so must good till the end huh!
You guys r such great people god bless you, oh mighty lord .
Guan yin ma por pi.
Things went good today i must say (:
mOaned at 9:01 AM
Knoe wat.. Someone suddently POPPED!!! outta my mind, guess who..
It's Boon Theng.. I know her for liek... 5 years ? Since sec 1? Tru Kelyn..
She is like one of the worst girl ever, i'm not trying to condamn her.. but heres sumthing about her..
She used to be Kelyn's best friend? Not sure now since she ditched her...
Knowing her for 5 years, now if you ask me whats her full name, i can tell you i don't know.
I think this is my fault not hers.. but it just show how ahem she is..
Tiang Boon Theng issit? I seriously can't remember.. I'm ashamed of myself :P
Gina Tiang Boon Theng ba... Should be.. correct me please.
And here are some facts which would seriously condamn her..
And it's ALL TRUE! NO LIES, EVERYTHING BASED ON MY OBSERVATION
1. She is rude
2. She is very boyish (Everyone WILL agree)
3. Her outside is girl, i think her soul is an ah beng
4. She have so much friends, i think it's half of Singapore's pop
(Because, WHEREVA she go, she WILL N WILL! meet up with a friend or 2 or 3 4 5 6 7 )
5. She punches guys and smile at them (Thinking it's cool to do that)
6. She smokes like a guy, with an attitude
7. When she lights her lighter, she sometimes burn her own hair(After smoking for years)
8. When she talks, and when she is agitated, she will flung her middle finger like nobody's business.
9. She hangs around with ah bengs all the time, all the time!
10. She has a bf 12 years older than her, is this considered?
11. She makes me feel damn ah gua because she is too manly le.. LOL
12. She makes me feel so helpless because she can punch me and i can't really whack her..
13. You see, theres so much bad things about her that i can't really state 1 by 1
Issit bad to do things like that, i kinda thing i'm like condamning her.. Budden, it's all for fun lar..
I also don't think she will mind..
How about some good facts about her..
1. She is VERY steady
2. She WILL be there when u need her, unless the bf cork things up
3. She VERY Jiang Yi Qi
4. She makes you feel special, like.. you are her best friend, but i know i'm not PIF!
5. Omg.. Nothing le... I'm out of good points.. But overall, she is a good friend
Not those crappy people you find on the street, she will just remain special to you, in some alienic ways..
Boon theng ah boon theng, do you know i like you as my friend alot, but after since you got this boyfriend who is actually older than you, old enuff to be your father, you actually ditched me and kelyn. Fark you lar.. haha
She will never get a chance to read this, so i just wanna say...
Yup.. This is one alien friend i have...
I think what i'm doing is actually fun...
And will update more about my special friend's portfolio in the future.. weeeee....
Lets see who is on my list next..
/gg
mOaned at 11:24 AM
Was like replaying Guang Liang - Tong Hua MTV
Thanks to dasher for sending me..
Tried to cry because it's a reallllly sad piece of song.
BUDDEN I CAN'T LEH.... CHEEEEEEEEEE....
Ok, no vulgarities today.
Then was like showed it to my sister,
She there stoned and watch....
In the end, i was like "SAD RITE? GOING TO CRY RITE?"
She there "No mar.. not bad lar..."
Was like "DUN BLUFF, YOU SEE YOUR EYES DAMN RED ALREADY!"
She den "Haha, *zhao*"
The power of MTV.. hah!
And then found a guy who's birthday is exactly same date as me O_O
His' name is Nicky. Hah! Tai Qiao le..
Juz that he's 1988, i'm 1987.
Finally someone who is same BD as me..
Weeeeeee... i feel i kinda acomplished 'sumthing' =
Oh and i won eric over O2Jam.
He level 27 i level 0, and he lost to me! HAH!
I am betterrrrr!!!!!!!!!
But i didn't take screenshot to prove myself worr... o____o ..
mOaned at 9:39 AM
Fuck la, cheebye Karim fucking malay.
If that day you bo fine me i dun need to trouble myself to worry about FUCKING NEA and attending some fucking COURT, Cheebye you really damn fucked up.
The fucking letter reads ,
We have carefully considered your appeal but regret that we are unable to accede to your request to compound the above NTAC.
Please personally attend Subordinate Court No. 26N at 1 Havelock Square on 22 March 2005 at 6.00pm to answer the above charge preferred against you.
Yours faithfully
JOHN GERIZIM THE FUCKER
for HEAD
ENVIRONMENTAL HEALTH DEPARTMENT
Cheebye court court court, court your fucking mother cheebye spoil.
Go court pay $200, isn't it the same if i fucking throw the money at your face now ?
You guys are nothing but 'eat too full, nothing better to do'
MOTHER FUCKERS
mOaned at 2:55 AM
YESSS!!! I finally found it, Tong Hua - MTV
Omg was so happy when i first saw it on people's blog..
Yea it's stolen >_>
But who caress!!! i just wanna share with everyone weeee~~!~
But strange enuff, some people can't see the MTV, some can.
If you can't too bad cuz ur missing out on one of the best MTVs around,
if you can, enjoy :)
mOaned at 1:18 PM
Wa lao wei, i think chatters are getting more and more jialat..
Melton is one example.
See larr see larr.. You ask me wait...
Ok, i wait..
theres 2 kinda things happening here
1 - You're checking info on World of Warcraft for me.
2 - You're doing some personal business.
And i waiting.. for hours..
In the end i saw
Melton Offline.
What have you got to say >_>
Wa lao, tell me u gtg or bye very hard meh, u hurted my glass heart la.
And one more thing, which i think many of you experienced before, the typical singaporean style.
Phone Rings *Ring Rong Rang Rawr Roar*
Me : Hello ?
Him : Is your papa at home ?
Me : Papa arh.. Wait arh, i check hor
Him : Okay
*seconds later*
Me : Hello?
Him : Ah?
Me : He went out not long ago
Him : *hangs the phone immediately*
What the fuck i'm fucking traumatized!!! HE COULD AT LEASE SAY SOMETHING BEFORE HE HUNG ON ME, I FELT LIKE... NOTHING, WTF I TROUBLED MYSELF TO FIND MY FATHER TO ANSWER THE PHONE AND AFTER TT U JUST HUNG UP LIKE THAT?!
Na bei cheebye, if it's happening once or twice i'm ok with it.
but you fucker, you call everyday to look for my father, and every fucking day you hang the phone s t r a i g h t once i say he is not in. I feel like fucking scold your fucking ass out and teach you some fucking manners. You fucking rude old uncle.
Heng you my father friend, if you were my sister or brother's friend, i will FUCKING kan you like MAD, say, "thanks or at lease say ok byebye" VERY HARD MEH YOU FUCKING FUCKER.
Knn next time i shall say
Me : He not in *hangs phone*
I WILL FUCKING HANG MY FUCKING PHONE BEFORE YOU CAN!
HAHAHA YOU RUDE FUCK!
*Melton i'm not scolding you, you and him different case lol*
mOaned at 7:02 AM
First thing i did today was as usual, call the N E A people >_>
and ask about my appeal from uncompound to compound blahblahblah...
I was prepared to call everyday for maybe another week, was shocking
enough to hear that "Sir, the reply went out today by mail".
JIN EH BO! BO KO LENG!
Checking my mail box, nothing, should be arriving tomorrrow,
PLEASE LET IT BE, 'YOUR FINE HAS BEEN COMPOUNDED' (or sumthing like that)
I dun wanna go court neh, i'm a court virgin and i wanna stay that way =*(
Did a lot of crapping and commenting with ANG WEI LING LYNDA today.
So is a fucking ALIEN WHOREEEEE@!!@!@!@!%^%&&
(Btw, you want to borrow my digital cam u better be more sincere, don't hint me here and there, IT'S NOT GONNA WORK, AND ALSO, CAMERA WON'T BE DELIVERED TO YOUR DOOR STEPS, YOU DON'T KAY SIAO ACT CUTE WITH ME !!!! )
Ahem, and, one more FACT that weiling is a whore ish..
Things happened when i said
DuNnO : Fark You
Weiling : Sorry no time
DuNnO : LoL, you should say "Sorry , no hole"
And shockingly!!!!
She said this!!1
[DISCLAIMER]
She wanted me to add this, "It was my friend who taught me"
Budden, believe her or not, it's up to you :)
EEEE, weiling you are a girl leh, how can you say this, shameless ah, bitch ah, whore ah, aiyoyo, i so disappointed in you, don't let me see you ah, i will slap you neh, i don't like you like that ok, if i am your parents ah, i will chop your head and feed great sperm whale ahh.. =x
LOL, ok, all is a joke, don't take it so seriously, but hor, she remains a whore.
Things u D O N ' T know about ANG WEI LING LYNDA
1. She's a WHORE
2. She's VERY Rude actually
3. When she's acting cute, it means she's HYPERACTIVE & ENERGETIC
4. When she's twirling/playing with her hair, she's very PEK CHEK
5. When she's shy, she smile and swaye her body like bar dancer
6. When she's hungry, she will nag nag nag
7. When she's happy ? SHE LAUGH LIKE THERES NO TOMORROW
8. When you are sad, she don't give a damn :X <-- Is so damn true *edited*
9. When she's sad, YOU BETTER GIVE HER LOTS OF ATTENTION
10. She's a whore.
Woahh...colourful neh....
See weiling, whole entry is about you, you got the attention you wanted, now worship and thank me like an idol plz : )
mOaned at 6:12 AM
Dunno leh.. Just felt like listening to her old old song..
Werid... =Is this some kind of disease /hmmm
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Shania Twain - You're Still The One
Artist: Shania Twain
(When I first saw you, I saw love. And the
first time you touched me, I felt love. And
after all this time, you're still the one I love.)
Looks like we made it
Look how far we've come my baby
We mighta took the long way
We knew we'd get there someday
BRIDGE:
They said, "I bet they'll never make it"
But just look at us holding on
We're still together still going strong
CHORUS:
(You're still the one)
You're still the one I run to
The one that I belong to
You're still the one I want for life
(You're still the one)
You're still the one that I love
The only one I dream of
You're still the one I kiss good night
Ain't nothin' better
We beat the odds together
I'm glad we didn't listen
Look at what we would be missin'
(BRIDGE)
(CHORUS)
(CHORUS)
mOaned at 9:57 AM
Dear Government,
You all really need to do some repenting, all you see in your eyes is M O N E Y, you don't care about how others feel, all you know is RULES,MONEY,LAW,FINE. Government ah government, i'm starting to hate you more and more.
I got fined by NEA (National Environment Agency), you guys sent me a letter with a number to call for further clarifications, good, i appreciate that, but hell when i call that main office to check if that number was even working, it's not! Hell, if you changed numbers, why don't you even send me another letter, do you freaking know that if my due date is up, it's not$200 fine i'm paying, it may be even more. What the hell were you thinking ?
I went down to NEA building to apply for an appeal from uncompounded to compounded.
(Btw, uncompounded means you can't pay for the fine, until it's compounded) Ok, so i went 1 month ago, you told me you will send me a reply letter in 1 week's time, but it's about 3 weeks now, where the H E L L is the letter. Are you guys really SO BUSY with FINES and MONEY that you can't even send a fucking letter ?
And fuck you, in the fucking first place, JUST FUCKING LET ME PAY FOR THE FINES LAR, WHY THE HELL MUST YOU MAKE IT UNCOMPOUNDED AND STILL HAVE TO FUCKING TROUBLE PEOPLE TO APPLY TO COMPOUNDED SO PEOPLE CAN PAY, WHAT ? NOT EVERYONE IS FUCKING FREE LIKE YOU, STILL DAMN FUCKING MONEY FACE BASTARDS, GST,TAX ALL THESE NOT ENUFF ? STILL WANT FINE US ? FUCK YOU LAR CHEEBYE KIAS.
And FUCK YOU Mr. Officer Abd. Karim. Thanks for the fine ticket, you fucking malay bastard, why can't you fucking find a more decent job, instead of camping under MRT and chase people who litter, i feel like fucking curse you to hell and fuck you all the way. But no, Guan Yin Ma says no. So fuck you anyways.
Fuck malays who work as those who write summon tickets and this asshole who catches litter bugs, you guys sucks, and deserve to be banished into hell for making so many people unhappy.
Sincerely
Unhappy Civilian.
Ranting sure makes one happy the whole day :)
I'm so satisfied now.
mOaned at 10:47 PM