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Friday, March 11, 2005

Knoe wat.. Someone suddently POPPED!!! outta my mind, guess who..
It's Boon Theng.. I know her for liek... 5 years ? Since sec 1? Tru Kelyn..
She is like one of the worst girl ever, i'm not trying to condamn her.. but heres sumthing about her..

She used to be Kelyn's best friend? Not sure now since she ditched her...

Knowing her for 5 years, now if you ask me whats her full name, i can tell you i don't know.
I think this is my fault not hers.. but it just show how ahem she is..
Tiang Boon Theng issit? I seriously can't remember.. I'm ashamed of myself :P
Gina Tiang Boon Theng ba... Should be.. correct me please.

And here are some facts which would seriously condamn her..
And it's ALL TRUE! NO LIES, EVERYTHING BASED ON MY OBSERVATION
1. She is rude
2. She is very boyish (Everyone WILL agree)
3. Her outside is girl, i think her soul is an ah beng
4. She have so much friends, i think it's half of Singapore's pop
(Because, WHEREVA she go, she WILL N WILL! meet up with a friend or 2 or 3 4 5 6 7 )
5. She punches guys and smile at them (Thinking it's cool to do that)
6. She smokes like a guy, with an attitude
7. When she lights her lighter, she sometimes burn her own hair(After smoking for years)
8. When she talks, and when she is agitated, she will flung her middle finger like nobody's business.
9. She hangs around with ah bengs all the time, all the time!
10. She has a bf 12 years older than her, is this considered?
11. She makes me feel damn ah gua because she is too manly le.. LOL
12. She makes me feel so helpless because she can punch me and i can't really whack her..
13. You see, theres so much bad things about her that i can't really state 1 by 1

Issit bad to do things like that, i kinda thing i'm like condamning her.. Budden, it's all for fun lar..
I also don't think she will mind..
How about some good facts about her..

1. She is VERY steady
2. She WILL be there when u need her, unless the bf cork things up
3. She VERY Jiang Yi Qi
4. She makes you feel special, like.. you are her best friend, but i know i'm not PIF!
5. Omg.. Nothing le... I'm out of good points.. But overall, she is a good friend
Not those crappy people you find on the street, she will just remain special to you, in some alienic ways..

Boon theng ah boon theng, do you know i like you as my friend alot, but after since you got this boyfriend who is actually older than you, old enuff to be your father, you actually ditched me and kelyn. Fark you lar.. haha

She will never get a chance to read this, so i just wanna say...
Yup.. This is one alien friend i have...
I think what i'm doing is actually fun...
And will update more about my special friend's portfolio in the future.. weeeee....

Lets see who is on my list next..
/gg

mOaned at 11:24 AM